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Toilet Talk

This conversation too place in the not so far away past (a few days ago) between Manthing and myself.

Location: Manthing's Father's house.

Upon exiting the bathroom, Manthing looked at me quite seriously and said:

"If we ever live here, you're going to have to change your bathroom habits".

Uhmmmmm...okay.. WTF?

"What do you mean",  I asked, " Am I going to have to be litter trained or crap in a hole outside or what?"

"No. You're just going to have to watch what you flush."

"Huh?"

"Well you won't be able to flush anything but toilet paper. It's a septic system."

"Well, I DO flush everything in the Free World down the crapper!" <rolleyes>

"Well, I'm just saying.."

Again I sayest unto thou... WTF?!!

Shave Yer Pits

Miss Dorothy Parker

This Says It All, Really

Best Quote of the Year

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm,  she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If  you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile,  she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Thanks! I Needed That!

Thanks, Eden!  Absolutely "Muppalicious"! Now, if I can remember to Watch it or record it!

Happy Halloween/Samhain!

Say Cheese!

This is one of the funniest things I've seen recently...well besides watching a bunch of vapid, bubble headed women scream their heads off...>.>

"On VH1's new reality series, Scream Queens, the cast gets a mysterious note telling them to "Say Cheese." But in this reality horror house, you never know what to expect. Check out the full episodes, Mondays at 10 PM EST/9PM PST Mondays on VH1."

Honestly I don't know what was funnier, the intiial reactions, the chase down the hallway or the coralling in the bedroom. *roflamo*

Happy Samhain!

Now I Remember

...why I don't read a lot of governmental and politically correct sites about disability. I overdose on the antonyms and euphemisms and the bullshit. George Carlin called it soft language so I looked and found the bit that popped into my head more than once today.

"I don’t like words that hide the truth. I don’t like words that conceal reality. I don’t like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have trouble facing the truth, so they invent the kind of a soft language to protect themselves from it, and it gets worse with every generation. For some reason, it just keeps getting worse".

Ahhhhh...You Tube rarely fails to provide.

The Real Meh

My friend MB, just sent me this image and said " it was me"....

                                                                                 

I guess only your real friends can see the real you and still hang around.