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This Says It All, Really

Best Quote of the Year

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm,  she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If  you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile,  she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

The Real Meh

My friend MB, just sent me this image and said " it was me"....

                                                                                 

I guess only your real friends can see the real you and still hang around.

NaBloPoMo #21 :: The First Five

Because I did a Domestic Goddess Extreme day, don't expect much.

Today my fat, crippled ass made 1 Yam Praline Casserole  from one of the Mutant Yams (low-carb), 1 Pumpkin Pie (low-carb), 1 batch of Stuffing (low-carb), 1 large bowl of fruit salad (low-carb friendly), 2 dozen Low-Carb Ginger Snaps (though they aren't very snappy). The photo proves it. Get over the dirty stove.  That's what happens when you cook and bake all day.   Heh...

And because I am such a big ol' copycat and stuff, I am snarfing this way cool thingy from Eden who snarfed it from Samantha: “By the end of the calendar year, I will send a tangible, physical gift to each of the first five people to comment here. The catch? Each person must make the same offer on her/his blog.” Evidently, Ruthie, Erin & and Jen all saw it too and decided to play.  I don't know them (yet) but I've been reading Eden for a few years now so I am sure they are terrific girlies.

So, y'all... the first 5  to comment here will get some kind of handmade thingamajig from me. Could be one of my soldered glass pendants, could be a small assemblage, could be a collage. Who knows?

Oh and if you want to exchange Solstice/Yule, Christmas/Xmas, Channukah, etc, etc, etc, etc, toss me an e-mail with the pertinent info and I will do the same. Have a nice Turkey Day tomorrow. Eat way too much. Heh...

NaBloPoMo #20 :: LOL

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land". ~ Jon Stewart

I just had to share this.. it made me laugh AND snort...

NABLOPOMO 08 :: Good Morning

I woke up crabby AND cranky. There are several probable explanations for this but none I wish to go into at the moment because...well...I'm not cranky at the moment and delving into why I awoke with the attitude of the Creature from the Black Lagoon will make me.. uh.. cranky. So fixate on this instead:

More later. I think.  Have a good day!